What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.